I'd been living in Slovakia just a few days shy of
a month when I had my first run in with the police. That's gotta be some kind
of record, not that I’m bragging. Unless it turns out to be a record, than
I’m bragging, but I’ll wait till we can get that corroborated. The encounter
occurred while I was driving (no real surprise there). Bri and I were heading home from
practice when the obnoxiously bright lights flashed in my rear view, imploring
me to pull over. Historically this would trigger a simultaneous panic- induced
paralysis of sorts, but instead, I was almost excited. Forgetting that I had
just moved from Australia to Slovakia, my life hasn't been especially thrilling
lately, but I suspected this would change that. Sadly, I was wrong. While it was
particularly fun laughing awkwardly with the non-english speaking policeman as
we attempted to execute gestures, the universal language, it turned out to be
nothing more than a simple break lights malfunction. I was so disappointed I
briefly considered running, surely provoking a smidge of controversy or, if I
got really lucky, propagating a police chase! Needless to say, I did not. Next time.
Okay so it seems there has been some confusion
surrounding the details of my Slovakian team and league. Let me break it down
for you. We play in two leagues over here, our Slovak league and this new
league, the MEL (middle european league). The MEL is comprised of teams from
Slovakia, Hungary and Croatia. It's a very competitive league, so it's pretty
cool to be apart of it. Simple enough so far, but I am guessing the confusion
comes in comprehending the calculating of points. For each league we accumulate
points from wins, but there are some games that count for both leagues. For
instance, there are a handful of Slovak teams in the MEL including our team,
and when we play those teams we get points for both leagues if we win. Thus,
those games become more measurably significant. Hopefully that clears things up
a bit.
We had a quick turn around as we played again on Wednesday the following
week, also against a solid team, but one we had already faced and defeated in
our tourney at home. It's amazing how a team and the players on said team can
play so fundamentally differently. We were aggressive this game from the start
and disciplined on defense--we controlled the game. We weren't perfect, far
from it, but we worked and we competed and ultimately won by double
digits. Sunday we faced another Euroleague team and had another great
opportunity. Despite coming up short again, we proved this game we are more
than capable of competing with and beating Euroleague teams. The game was close
throughout, but the final was 62-52.
In other news, Bri and I moved from the hotel into a house recently, and so our time living amongst the privileged has ended. We had a good run, but it really needed to end. I’m 25 years old, no one should be making my bed besides me. And, on occasion, my mom. Relax, it's part of the job description. The house is really adorable. It's small, but cozy and we have our own kitchen again which is crucial. Bri's domain is downstairs and mine is upstairs. Normally I wouldn't have agreed to this so eagerly--every day having to walk up and down stairs, ick--but when I noticed there was a spiral staircase leading to upstairs room, I was sold. I don't know if you know this, but spiral staircases are magical. Seriously... look it up.
Life here has assumed the blueprint of my former european basketball lifestyles. I am back to two-a-days, most notably. My body is protesting. Seems to have aged
exponentially in the past year. I am sincerely terrified of life when I am 30.
It is certain to involve a cane or some variation of reinforcements for moving. Speaking of being old and decrepit, turns out that Bri and I, at the ripe ages of 26 and 25, are the oldest on the team. I feel burdened with this horrible responsibility of doing old people stuff. Like, being slow, never hearing what people say and going to the bathroom absurd amounts of times. And having opinions...on everything. When you are the oldest, people expect you to know stuff about lots of other stuff. It's brutal. I tell a lot of stories now, too, about the glory days and life before DVR. It isn't easy being old, who knew.
We've got another double header this weekend. I might not move Monday. Except to the bathroom, naturally.
Bullet points
ReplyDelete- You make me laugh and my face hurts now.
- Wherever your car goes, flashing blue lights will follow.
- You're playing A LOT. Do they sell Tiger Balm in 64oz size?
- Say, #17 has a nice butt.
- The uniforms are growing on me. Even if it looks like a falcon carrying a tangerine.
That is all.