Sunday, November 25, 2012

I'm no chemist.


Chemistry, it’s a fickle thing, but man oh man, is it a delight when you attain it. When you think about it, team chemistry is the ultimate gamble; the odds of merging 10 or more random people together, asking them to play varied, yet specific roles all for the benefit of the group—well, it’s a tall order. Piggy-back that with the pressures and emotions of competition and…well, you got yourself one fickle pickle. Overseas pro-hoops is particularly precarious. Career longevity is almost solely contingent on production which creates an obvious degree of narcissism. But what trounces an athlete’s ardent self-importance, you ask? Really awesome team chemistry. It just so happens we have just that in Wolfenbuttel.

Coming off of the Freiburg win, we were feeling pretty good. Everyone was on the same page and things were really starting to fall into place. Our chemistry off the court was finally translating on the court and we were starting to put 40 mins of basketball together. We faced Osnabruck at home next, a team we were tied with in the standings, a team we expected to challenge us, and thus, an opportunity for us to rise. By half we were up nearly 30 and we continued to dismantle the panthers until the final score read 97-49. Talk about rising, we were flying high after that game. The Osnabruck win was a perfect illustration of our team, our chemistry, our balance, and our capability. Everyone scored, many in double digits (I had 14), and no one played more than 22 minutes. Chemistry.

Wasserburg was our next challenge, our next opportunity and this would certainly prove to be a bigger one in both regards. Wasserburg was the heavy favorite this season to win the league, though honestly they are always a contender. But this year they seemed to have picked the best players from each of the teams last year and fashioned an offensive power-house. But see, the problem with those teams are, everyone wants to score all of the time. They lack that something, we’ll just call it chemistry. And I think I mentioned before that we had exactly that. We started out strong playing tough defensively and executed fairly well offensively. At half we were up 5. The second half was a different story, a story that I can summarize in two words: technical fouls. The refs called 4 in the second half, 3 almost simultaneously on Wasserburg and two on their head coach, who was consequently ejected. Their 3 T’s followed a shooting foul called for me, prompting a not so subtle disagreement from their coach. This led to me shooting 8 free throws in a row (6 for the technicals and then 2 for my original shooting foul). Despite standing at the free throw line alone for an uncomfortable amount of time, I made all 8 to extend our lead to double digits. Wasserburg put up a fight and made a couple runs, but we stayed together and battled back and pulled off a respectable 12-point win. I finished with 26 points and 6 boards and more pride in our team than I’ve ever had. Wasserburg arguably has the more talented team, but we have the chemistry. I’m no chemist, but it would seem sometimes that’s just as potent.

This week might have been just the greatest week EVER when you combine our win with our thanksgiving celebration. We were granted Tuesday night off and since cooking a thanksgiving feast is no small task, we figured dedicating an entire day to it was wise even if it meant celebrating two days early. So after morning workouts we all rushed home and spent hours slaving over the stove and oven and microwave; unless you were making deviled eggs, in which case you boiled eggs for 20 minutes, did some yolk mixing and BAM, your masterpiece is done leaving you time for a cozy cat nap. The genius that I am, I was sure to secure this job as I did last year. Anyways, when it was all said and done, we had all the trimmings of a buffet that would satisfy any thanksgiving meal aficionado and we ate all of it. I mean we really did our land-stealing ancestors proud. But more than just devouring food, we all gave thanks and stopped to appreciate how blessed we are to be together doing what we love. And because of that I count our thanksgiving a success. Annnd because my food coma didn't kill me. It was touch and go for a while. Kudos to us. 

Christmas is a mere month away, which means the Christmas markets are just a week away! And it means that Morty, Bri and I are starting our 25 days till Christmas movie countdown. I won’t lie, we have already started—we watched Home Alone the other night. There’s just something about Kevin McCallister’s clever shenanigans and silly antics that I find wildly amusing. Tis the season right?

Next week we are back on the road against Rhein Mein. Should be an exciting game, and as always if you are so inclined, you can watch it for free online! I hope everyone had a wonderful thanksgiving with friends and family. Here’s to being thankful 365 days a year rather than just the one.  

Monday, November 12, 2012

Riddle me this.


Riddle me this: what is black and white and incomparably adorable all over? If you guessed Morty and I dressed as 2 of the 101 Dalmatians, you’d be both unremarkably perceptive and absolutely correct (points are also awarded if you said Shamu or Snoopy cause those two are just precious). We were a few days behind, but our team hosted a costume party the weekend following Halloween. Zipped up securely in our spotted onesies, a conservative application of face paint was all it took to transform Mort and I into loveable pups. Bri played the evil Cruella Deville to our Dalmatians, and she nailed it. Feel free to feign surprise here, but the 3 of us won for best costume as voted by our peers. But who’s kidding who (whom? ah, WHO cares)—put me and Mort in a onesie and we’ll pretty much win any competition…am I right? I’m right. The party came after our game against Halle, which much like my black and white face paint, began brilliantly but turned ugly once I started sweating ten minutes in.

Boy did this game start promising. I mean, if ever there was a first quarter so outrageously unreliable, so fallaciously indicative of the remaining three quarters, our first quarter against Halle would really top that list. Our team would really dominate a league of only first quarters, I tell you what. Someday. How it’s possible to play so drastically dissimilar from quarter to quarter—so good and then just bad, just really, really bad—I will never understand. Needless to say, despite not playing up to our potential the remainder of the game, we lost by just two.  I had 16 points, 5 assists and 5 steals, most of which came in the first half, unfortunately.

Freiburg was next and a win at Freiburg is always particularly rewarding because of the absurd distance it seems to be from everywhere else. I promise it doesn’t matter where you are in Germany, you are always 7 hours from Freiburg, at least. We took a charter bus with a kitchen built into the back, that’s how intense this journey is. I hate these alleged “luxury” buses. I’m onto them; they are just spacious enough to promote relaxation, but ultimately still too crammed to ever produce legitimate comfort. It’s trickery, and it’s shameful. It took us 8 hours to get there and I assure you no 8 hours have ever felt longer. We also traveled with a pack of our most devoted fans, which was a new experience. That, along with a couple other things, made this trip unique.

First of all, speaking of unique, the Freiburg coach was sporting a Mohawk. I kid you not. Now I am not one to judge, but it certainly merits mentioning. I can’t imagine playing Oregon or USC in college, for instance, and Paul Westhead or Michael Cooper rolling in the gym with a Mohawk. Although perhaps if they had more people woulda come to games. Kidding…sorta. Seriously though, are Mohawks even a thing anymore? Who does he think he is, Mr. T? Anyways, much like the Halle game, we started the Freiburg game well. Determined to not repeat our previous performance with disappointing 2nd, 3rd and 4th quarters, we were able to sustain our effort and focus and play 40 minutes of pretty good basketball. What is the result when we do that? A 13-point win. I had 16 points, 9 rebounds and 5 assists. Our starting 5 player, Ieva, had 20 and 11 and was huuuuge for us inside and really made the difference. If our posts produce consistently, we’ll be pretty tough to beat.

Our luxury bus transformed into a party bus on the way back, thanks to the win and thanks to our enthusiastic fans that, apparently, travel with cases of beer and lots of food. No complaints here, although I could have gone without the bad karaoke, but what’s a party without pitchy Germans screaming, “We are the champions”! That’s no party at all. We got back to the Wolf at 5:30am completely delirious and ready to sleep for 3 days. Too bad we only get Sunday.

We’re back at home this weekend against Osnabruck. Sure would be nice to string together a few consecutive wins here and build some momentum going into Christmas break. Our next Pokal game is December 8th against a Div 2 team in Opladen.

Vlasti's real birthday was last week also, and to commemorate it we made him a gigantic cake...out of beers. It was quite the spectacle. We surprised him by hiding in the gym with the lights out and his cake at center court. We also got him a new pair of chucks since he has worn the same ones every day for the last decade. 

Happy Veterans Day. God bless!!