Tuesday, June 3, 2014

My coolness was inherited.

Nothing like a visit from your mama to make you realize you aren't quite as immune to home sickness as you thought. Turns out, I had reallllllly missed her. If you had told me 10 years ago that I would be capable of willingly spending every hour of every day for a month attached to my mom I would have scoffed enthusiastically in your face... then I would have slapped you for silly fibbery (totally a real word). But when I was fifteen I thought I was waaaay too cool for my mom. At twenty-five I am certain of that now, but can appreciate that my coolness was inherited. That being said, 24-7 with one person for a month is absolutely absurd and unreasonable to think possible without a minor scrum here or there. We weren't perfect but we were close, and I wish I had another month just like that one.

I was particularly fond of my bullet point format implemented in the previous entry, so I am going to continue with that for at least this next post as I think it will be handy in recounting the last month. Settle in, this will be lengthy.

-I recall being supremely confident in my mom's dramatic airport scene upon her arrival. Turns out I shouldn't have been. There were NO tears. Two years I don't see this woman and I can't even get some misty eyes action? Unbelievable.

-Vakidis (the sausage dog I'm mildly obsessed with) jumped ship on me as soon as my mom walked in the door. He followed her everywhere and even slept in her bed at night. Traitor.

-I took my mom to Bali the day after she landed. If hindsight is 20/20 then I can say confidently how idiotic that was. Poor mom had barely survived her 20+ hours of travel only to jump back on a plane and go somewhere else. But she was a trooper and we made it without any problems.

-Ever been to Bali? It. Is. Hot. But like the gross kind of hot where you've just completely given up on staying dry as you stew in your own pool of sweaty soaked clothes. Bali is great though. You should totally go.
-We did a lot in Bali: massages, pedicures, spent time at the beaches, had drinks with my friends who were also visiting, shopped, parasailed, took heaps of selfies, and got totally legit tans. BUT, if I had to pick our favorite thing, I think it was lounging at Potato Head. That place was awesome--so awesome we went two days in a row. To do what, you ask? Lay. Best lay of my life, and most expensive ;)

-We went to the local water park, Waterbom, with my friends who were also in Bali.  We made my mom go on the scariest ride, Climax, straight away. You step into this glass tube casing death-trap thing, and right away you'd give your left leg to not be in there. Then there is a countdown--3...2...1 and the floor below you slides away and you plummet. It's fantastically frightening. My mom screamed the entire way down and around the tube. I think I even heard her inhale deeply just so she could scream for the entire duration of the ride. All the sweating was suddenly worth it.
-My mom prohibited me from sharing the above picture but it's just too hysterical not to and I'm an adult now so you can't tell me what to do (don't be mad--I'll totally take it down if you want).

-We absolutely applied 50 proof sunscreen like it was our jobs. We absolutely got glowing tans anyways. What can I say, some people just absorb the vitamin d better than others. It's a gift.

-This one time, I refused to get a taxi home cause I was sure I knew where we were. I did not. Three hours later, dehydrated and pissed off, our blistered feet called BS on my navigational skills and we caught a taxi home. The taxi ride was twenty minutes. Not. Even. Close.
-I don't have proof cause I didn't have my phone on me, but mama parasailed like a boss.

-We celebrated my mom's birthday in Bali. It was awesome. And after five days in paradise we had to leave. It was time for her to experience Australia.

-Sooooooo I introduced my mom to some Kangaroos. She LOVED them, no surprise. They loved her too... this one guy in particular, if you catch my drift. I wish I was kidding, but I'm not. Mortifying. We got a good laugh, but mostly because we were both confused and stunned. Here's a little peak into that delightful day, minus the overzealous roo.

-We went 5-0 while my mom was here. And we won our game last week. So, that moves us to 15-0 on the season. I can't explain how cool it was to play in front of my mom again. Everyone from the club wanted her to sit with them during the game at the bar, but Jan sat in the grand stand, by herself, 100% focused on me and the game. #1 fan.

-The weather, unfortunately, wasn't great in Australia while my mom was here. So we didn't spend a ton of time at the beach, but we still snuck in a few long walks during sunset and put our feet in the water. It was one of my favorite parts.

-I wanted to do something special for my mom before she left. Without much thought (other then "how effing cool) I booked my mom and I for swimming with dolphins in the wild. So my mom and I both get seasick. Violently. Oversight on my part. We took our motion sickness medicine and prayed for calm seas. As we walked along the dock toward our swaying boat that morning, it started to rain. Brilliant. It actually turned out to be an amazing experience. We got to swim with about 6-7 wild dolphins for a few hours and the rain stopped. Even more thrilling, neither of us threw up! Happy days.


-My mom was my rebounder while she was here. That was interesting. She also did some shooting. It just so happens I have a bit of footage. This should prove once and for all where my athleticism is born from.
-Some friends from work and the team organized a girls night out at a male strip show. Again, without much thought, I agreed for my mom and I to attend. Yikes. Surely even a second of consideration would have raised some serious red flags. What happens in Australia stays in Australia. Yep, that's a saying somewhere. I won't spend too much time on this, but I will say it was shocking. And I love my mom, but I couldn't imagine wanting to attend something with anyone less. It's really not the bonding opportunity you might envision. Appalling. We did have fun dressing up together though.

-Okay one more thing. She will deny it, but my mom was picked out of the crowd by one of the strippers and danced on. It was like a bad car accident--I really wanted to look away but felt compelled to stare instead. She later got her groove back on the dance floor. I immediately understood why I have ZERO rhythm. 0-2 here mama (kidding). She's got some serious moves.

-My mom flew all the way to Australia and I reckon her favorite part was watching Game of Thrones in the theater room with Ryan (coach), Vakidis and I. She can be a bit obsessive when it comes to shows. She gets it from her daughter.
-This one day, we were bored, so we played this game called "heads up". It's phenomenal if you don't know what it is. You do impressions, act stuff out etc while the other person guesses, meanwhile the whole thing is filmed. Neither of us were very good. I was worse. I've provided a video.

-There were so many people that were so good to my mom while she was visiting. They bought her drinks at games, took her to dinners, kept her company when I had to train, and made her feel at home. Even more incredibly, my coach Ryan let her move in and stay at his house, too. I won't pretend I am an easy house mate--I know how revolting my shoes smell--but he invited her into his home as well. The both of us...together. Brave man. That's Aussies for ya. And that's why I love em.

I'm sure I've left some things out, but those are certainly the highlights of her visit. I still can't believe how fast it flew, it was remarkable, but I'll cherish that month my entire life. Dropping her off at the airport was impossible. I considered sabotaging the airport ride so she'd miss her flight. Gimme a break, it was 3am, I wasn't at my best. She was a champ though. Honestly, I think she cried more hugging Vakidis good-bye. Needless to say, it was an emotional last twenty-four hours together. But it was an absolute thrill having her here. I miss you mom!

It's been strange not having her around this past week or so. I got so used to doing everything as a team.  And poor Vakidis has accepted that he is stuck with me again. He has begrudgingly moved back into my bed. I feel cheap somehow.

Back to business as usual now. As I mentioned, we won this past weekend and are now 15-0. We play again this Saturday and after that only 6 games remain until playoffs. I haven't signed yet with a team in Europe, but I do intend to go back after season here. I'll keep ya posted. Until then, happy June everybody! Time sure is flying.

Monday, April 28, 2014

Is anybody there?

Um...hello? Does anybody still read this? I can't be sure, but I don't care too much since I only write this to satisfy my own narcissistic whims. I also thought a quick post would clear up any rumors or worries that perhaps I was no longer alive. Four months is an awfully long time to catch up on though, so I would like to try a different format for this blog... one that includes bullet points. I really think bullet points get a bad rap. Pity.

Annyywaaaayyyyss.....here we go.

*I'm back in Australia.
*Season has started and we are 9-0 currently. Yep. We're pretty good.
*I work at the store that I worked at last year in my free time. I now speak fluent Aussie.
*I went to an Eminem concert in Sydney. It blew my mind.
*I'm still best friends with my coaches sausage dog. We take lots of selfies.
*I will be playing in Europe again next season.
*I don't know where yet, so relax.
*My mom arrives tomorrow and is visiting for a month.
*We haven't seen each other in almost two years. Our airport scene will be epic.
*She's 100% going to be in tears before she even sees me.
*I won't cry.
*Not because I'm heartless, but because I recently watched Toy Story 3 and I'm all cried out.
*I am taking my mom to Bali Wednesday for her birthday. And because I'm awesome.
*Hopefully that last point encourages more people to visit me.
*My hair is very blonde these days.
*I'm still accepting care packages in the form of cash donations. Things are pretty tight.
*I'm totally kidding. I don't need your cash. But a box of goodies is always delightful.
*If you aren't clear on what goodies means,  don't guess...email me. I'll give you an itemized list. Please don't send me random crap.
*I'm coming home for Christmas this year. Clear your calendar. And then fill it up with cool stuff for us to do.
*I can't believe it's already May.
*I can't wait to see my mom.
*I am planning to backpack through New Zealand after season before I go back to Europe.
*I just did two weeks of camps for my club and have concluded that kids are the worst.
*Seriously. Have they always been this way?
*I finally finished How I Met Your Mother. Way to go writers, even I didn't see that coming.
*But one cool twist doesn't make up for a largely depressing final season.
*NBA playoffs are fantastic right now.
*Was I the only one really disappointed in American Hustle? More like American Snooze, am I right? Ok that joke didn't really work like I thought.
*I had a delightful Easter. I went to church in Perth with friends and then spent the day with them in the city. God is good.
*One of my oldest friends from middle school recently got engaged. So that was cool for her.
*I miss Seattle.
*I miss home more.
*My best friend created his own awesome App called Players Coach. Get it. Otherwise I'll de-friend you.
*Has anyone heard of this book called Kite Runner? I just read it. It's fantastic. I bet they end up adapting it to a movie. You heard it here first.
*Who's missed my comedy? Raise those hands proudly. Don't worry, no one can see you, so no one can judge you.
*I started biting my nails again. Then I stopped. But now I am biting them again.
*I'm obsessed with the rubik's cube again.
*I'm in the process of inventing a contraption that will scramble the cube for you after you complete it. You're welcome.
*I'm a huge fan of this new format.
*Donald Sterling is a douche.

Alrighty folks, I think that should answer all the important questions. If not, feel free to comment, remembering I reserve the right to ignore the stupid ones. Hope you are all well!

Saturday, January 18, 2014

Murphy strikes again.

Happy New Year! I am a smidge late, you'll have to forgive me. My new year has already brought an uncharacteristic amount of changes, all positive, fortunately. When I left for holiday last month, even I couldn't have predicted all the events that would transpire in that short amount of time. Things really got wild for a minute there; not in like a girls' gone wild kind of way or anything, more like a neurotic Murphy's Law taking a metaphorical crap all over you kind of wild. So not really any better. Obviously I was going on an exciting travel expedition so shenanigans would surely ensue and incalculable dilemmas might arise, but those 12 days were waaaay more than I imagined, and I am an exceptional imaginer. Like really really good. Some of the coolest things that have happened to me I imagined. By the time I got back to Slovakia I had cried vehemently in front of complete strangers TWICE, had my ankle swell to the size of a melon, "celebrated" New Year's Eve stranded at an airport, quit my job and I had been up for more than 36 hours. If that doesn't pique your interest then you crazy. I like you, but, you crazy. This stuff is riveting... and factual. Seriously, google it. This is all totally based on a true story. You're welcome.
   

Our final game before break was on a Wednesday at home against Ruzomberok. No one thought we would win this game, including people apart of the club sadly, so winning by twenty points was even more rewarding than normal. Especially cause we'd been on a disappointing losing streak, which I am choosing to skip over. We didn't have to be back from holiday until January 2nd, giving us 2 full weeks to do with as we pleased. I pleased me some traveling. In hindsight, I maybe tried to squeeze in a tad too much--three countries, eight cities and not nearly enough sleep involved. I think the kids are calling that YOLO. Hash tag I crack myself up.

My holiday began almost immediately after the Ruzomberok game. I was starting with a reunion in Wolfenbuttel, Germany with some of my former teammates from last season. After our exciting win, I hopped a devastatingly long train ride to Germany. The train left at 11pm and I arrived the next day in Wolfenbuttel at 3:10pm. Ick. It was long and uncomfortable, but still the most convenient option. My former teammate, Tini, was my host for my reunion with the Wolf and what a fantastic entertainer she was. I had four days to spend in Wolfenbuttel before I would go to Berlin and Tini had planned a delightful assortment of activities. We took in the traditional Christmas markets that were always a favorite of mine the last couple years. It wasn't quite as cold as I remembered it being the two previous Decembers, which made walking around the markets especially more enjoyable and rational.
My first night there I had dinner with a group of some of the Wildcat fans that were so supportive when I played there and was able to catch up with them. That was really special considering I never imagined I would see them again. The following night there was a 3 on 3 tournament being held in Wolfenbuttel that was open for anyone, so Tini and I played in that with one of our former teammates, Anna. It was co-ed so no surprise that our team was just one of about 3 girls teams compared to about 40 guys teams, no joke. I had more fun playing with those two in that tournament than I have had all season in Slovakia. Thanks to the three-point line and some disturbing underestimation, we went 5-0 and won our bracket.  All the teams in our bracket were guys. Needless to say, they weren't super pleased. Anna got hurt so we weren't able to continue onto the winners bracket, but it was still extremely fun.
After catching up with a few other former teammates and friends over dinner and taking in a Phantom's game, it was time to leave. I was flying out of Berlin the next morning to Italy and Roli (teammate from Wolf) was kind enough to drive me to Berlin (where she now lived) to stay the night. Seeing her and catching up over sushi and ice cream was easily a highlight of my holiday.



The next phase of my travel was exploring Italy with my old travel partner Kindra. If you recall, we went to Paris together my first year overseas during Christmas holiday. This season she was again playing volleyball professionally and so reconnecting was a priority. She was traveling with another friend this time, Mitzi, and we all met in Venice at the Marco Polo airport on the 23rd. You are quickly exposed to how remarkable the Venice is on your boat ride into the city from the airport.  Canals and bridges everywhere, aligned with stunning architecture and glorious colors, Venice is really a sight to behold. But, we were only staying in Venice for one night since it's shockingly overpriced and sorta loses its allure once you get past the novelty of a city on water. 
Still, we were able to see a fair amount of the city, certainly some of the highlights AND we rode a gondola, which really loses it's romantic charms and appeal when you are on it with a couple female friends. Then it's just an expensive ride on a large, dressed-up canoe. Mitzi has been to Venice before and assured us she knew the landscape, so she felt confident in being our navigator for the day. Awful decision, just terrible. I love the woman, but she couldn't find water on a map. Unfortunately it took her a little bit longer to realize this than us, so for about a solid hour we were wandering around Venice, occasionally rerouting while kindly allowing Mitz to come to terms with her invalid guiding infallibility in her own time. Eventually she did and apologetically handed over the map. We never got lost again. 

We caught a train the next day to Florence where we'd be staying for three days. Florence was lovely and incredibly friendly. We spent our first day wandering around checking out the landmarks and interacting with some of the friendly shop owners and residents. Kindra and I wanted to see Pisa, so the following day, Christmas day in fact, we took the hour train ride to Pisa and participated in the obligatory shameful and ridiculous photo-op in front of the leaning tower. It's quite the spectacle seeing hundreds of people gathering around the tower, posing awkwardly with the air, while someone else angles the camera just right, hoping to capture the unoriginal moment. You probably take thirty pictures just to get that one perfect shot, but when that perfect one looks like mine, it's safe to say it was worth it. Someday, I'll be able to tell my kids about how I went to Italy and saw this unique piece of architectural history...and then I'll show them this picture of me posing with it like an idiot. Good times.
Florence was actually where things really started to get interesting. My collision with Murphy's law was still a few days away, but things were being set in motion now. Most critically, I made the consequential decision to quit my job, which is really what it had become, with my club in Slovakia. A job, a chore--not the game that brought me joy. Quitting might seem like a cavalier decision, but it wasn't. Most people didn't know how unhappy I was mainly because I was determined to try to make it work. But for numerous reasons I won't be discussing on this forum, it didn't. I wasn't absolutely sure I needed to make the change until I was in Germany with enough separation to fully realize how dispirited I was. My passion for the game had dimmed, and while I could accept and deal with a lot of things, I wasn't willing to compromise that. I've got plenty of time to be unhappy with my job when I get a real one, but as long as I am playing a game for a living, there's no room for misery. After speaking with my agent, she began the contract termination process with my club, which naturally, wouldn't be cake. I instantly felt an incredible weight lifted after making my decision. There is an enormously liberating euphoria that accompanies following your gut and your heart. Meanwhile, I am still on holiday in Florence (naturally we will revisit this)... 


When we got back from Pisa it was nearly Christmas dinner time, which we had decided we were going to go all out for. We'd dress up, find a nice expensive restaurant and treat ourselves. We hadn't really factored in that a lot of restaurants might be closed Christmas night, and we found ourselves lacking in options. And then, a Christmas miracle happened and we found a restaurant that was serving: Hard Rock Cafe. So it was less of a miracle and a better example of dumb luck, but at least we were going to be able to order a meal. We ate and we ate and we ate and then we ordered some dessert and then we just sat there, motionless, barely able to breathe. Content. We waddled to our hotel and poured ourselves into bed as we had an early and long day ahead of us. 

The next morning we met up with a group that was touring Sienna and San Gimignano  via bus as well as participating in a wine tasting excursion all day. I really enjoyed this part of the trip. We met some really nice people, I finally experienced drinkable wine, and driving through the countryside was breathtaking. We got back at seven and went to dinner with one of our friends we had made in Florence. He took us to his friends restaurant and I had the single tastiest steak of my life. We went out dancing our last night in Florence and got home around three. Our train to Rome was at 5:30 and our room was a train-wreck still. We packed ferociously, desperate for sleep, only to get about an hour. Guess we were probably moving something less than ferociously, but I definitely moved my fastest.


I've dreamed of going to Rome for years. Still can't believe I've been and gone. Unfortunately, we only had 2 days there so time was of the essence. We got there before 9am, dropped our bags off and headed out to see the city. For some reason Mitzi opted out of the 5am train and stayed behind in Florence for a little longer. So it was just the two of us and we absolutely dominated Rome that morning and afternoon. We saw the Spanish Steps, the Pantheon, Trevi Fountain, the Colosseum, the Roman Forum and Palantine Hill. It was all amazing, just amazing. The structures, the history, it's a bit overwhelming if you don't take a minute to really take it all in. At Trevi we of course tossed a coin over our shoulders to ensure our return, as legend promises. At the Colosseum I pretended I was Russel Crowe, as one does, and shouted, "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!" to the amusement (or irritation) of other tourists.
It was 3:30 when we staggered back to the hotel to meet Mitzi, exhausted and in desperate need of a shower. After napping for a couple hours, we were up and ready to get after it again and see the city at night. The next day, our last day, was dedicated solely to Vatican City. We joined a group again for this to expedite the lines and for the enjoyable history lesson from the guide. This time we really scored. At the Colosseum our guide was so painfully horrific we actually ditched the group and just guided ourselves, remembering our favorite scenes from Gladiator for our historical facts. But this time, our lady was fantastic. She knew her history backwards and forwards, was an unmistakably captivating story-teller and had an engaging personality as well. We spent about three hours there, maybe more, and just had the greatest time. We went inside St. Peter's Basilica, saw the Sistine Chapel, saw the tombs of the former Popes, and spent time in the gardens. It's all very grandiose but not in an ostentatious manner. It's impressively majestic, but with appropriate purpose. That night we decided to check out Trastevere, a less touristy neighborhood across from Tiber Island. It was a really neat area and so we decided to have our last dinner there. I was pretty sure I couldn't have another bite of pasta or bread, so when I saw the sign for sushi, I knew God was intervening. When in Rome, right? I could be wrong, but I am pretty sure raw fish is one of the main dishes Rome is known for. After reliving our favorite moments from the trip, we cheersed to another unforgettable adventure.

I interrupt this regularly scheduled reading to bring you this important update: turns out contracts are pretty binding. Obviously I am joking, but leaving my team in Slovakia wasn't going to be as easy as saying "I quit". Here is where things were at this point: my agent had informed my club President, he was very upset and didn't want to negotiate my termination, and I was leaving regardless. My club in Australia said I could come early to train and then play my entire Australian season instead of coming late as I did last season. They booked me a flight to Perth, so I had to change my timeline for Spain and leave earlier than originally planned. Now, instead of flying back to Slovakia after the new year, I had booked a new flight coming back New Year's Eve. Those of you still anxiously skimming through the blog anticipating my Murphy's Law catastrophe, don't worry, it's getting close. Real close.
I flew out the next morning from Rome to Madrid to meet up with one of the great American families: The Oliviers. They were only going to be in Madrid for one more day and I was adamant about butting in to share that last day with them. I met them where they were staying at around two and immediately got a quick tour of the highlights of the city from Theresa, one of my best friends from high school, my link to this lovely family.  We met her parents and one of her brothers (who was studying abroad in Spain) for dinner. From there, we found an Irish pub and caught up over drinks and NFL playing in the background. We may as well have been back in Ventura. My train to Barcelona left at 8am the following morning and they flew out back to America shortly after that. It was brief, but SO worth the trip.

 As mentioned before, my Barcelona trip was now cut short and what was once going to be three nights there was now only one. I'd take it. By the time I got to my hostel I was sweaty, deliriously tired and genuinely considering spending my precious time in Barcelona passed out in my bed. But a quick cold shower had me thinking straight and so I merged with my fellow tourists on the buzzing street of La Rambla. The city seemed to be flooding with people, people that seemed to know where the hell they were. I was not one of those people. While clumsily scanning my map, a very nice gentleman approached me offering a bit of guidance. He gave me wonderful directions to get to the Basilica La Sagrada Familia and Guell Park. After successfully locating both, I decided to just wonder around and get lost in Barcelona for a bit. Turns out Barcelona is like the most fantastically labelled place. I think you will discover, if you keep reading this sentence, that Barcelona actually means "city of signs". Learn something new everyday. So, after "accidentally" finding a couple parks and a couple gorgeous lookouts, I went to the Marina Port Vell and then the beach to put my feet in the sand. When I got up to leave the beach, I turned around and noticed the kind man who had helped me earlier standing on the boardwalk behind me. It seemed awfulllllly coincidental that of allllll the beaches in allllll the world he was also at mine, but I refused to let movies like Taken poison a fortuitous moment. So I chose serendipity and accepted his generous offer to show me parts of the city I had yet to find. His name was Ramone and, if you'll allow me to ballpark this, I'd guess he was flirting with 50 years of living. He had this odd coke head sniffing twitch thing going on, which was mildly unsettling, but he was so harmless and amiable that I ignored it. And good thing I did as Ramone spent the next two hours leading me around Barcelona, showing me gorgeous cathedrals, the Gothic Quarter and other neat places, all the while providing a fascinating running historical narrative about the city. It was wonderful and I was so grateful when we finally said good bye. I did make sure he wasn't following me before walking back to my hostel. My mama didn't raise no fool.

This is where Murphy and his "law" doo doo all over my holiday. I got back to my hostel and decided to pack my things and print my ticket in preparation for the following morning. But, for some reason, I wasn't allowed to check-in online. The site kept saying something about "no flights match those details". Not the greatest sign. Welp, after a little investigating, I was struck with a devastating reality--in my exhausted and probably distracted stupor in Florence, I had booked this flight for the 30th, not the 31st and had now missed my flight back to Slovakia. I was a wreck. I absolutely lost it. I hadn't slept much, I was internally freaking out about the repercussions of quitting my job and if they'd release me, and so, missing my flight was all it took to reduce me to a blubbering fool. I went online to book a new flight immediately but Ryanair, the cheap airline I generally fly with, wasn't even flying on the 31st! Well, that explains that mix-up. So I checked the real airlines and finally found one through Turkish airlines. I went to buy the ticket when suddenly everything was now in spanish. Please no. Sure I took high school spanish for the required two years, and sure, I can still ask where the biblioteca is, but at 11pm with snot running down my nose, I was in no condition to recall espanol. I went to the front desk and in between apologetic sobs begged the lady to help me, which she begrudgingly did--for about five minutes--then she left. And when I say left I mean got her bag and left the building. She said her "shift was over" and the new guy would be happy to help me. Coincidence? Probs not. I know a lot of people who have worked in their lifetime and confirmed mu hunch: shifts don't end at 11:38. I skyped my mom and told her about my stupid mistake, which only made the crying worse. I literally couldn't even see now as I tried to fill out the information to book my flight. My mom calmed me down and we figured everything out together by 2am. I'd fly out later that morning and be in Budapest by night, in Spisska 4 hours later thanks to my friend Miro (bless his soul) who offered to pick me up. But Murphy wasn't done with me yet.


By the grace of god I made it to Budapest that night at eight. Miro couldn't get to me until ten, but I was so relieved to be back that I was happy to wait. When he was an hour and a half late, I knew something was wrong and just prayed he hadn't been in a car accident. At 11:45 I finally saw him walking up to the front of the airport, and I gotta tell ya, I don't know that I've ever been more relieved to see someone in my life. Then he told me his car had broken down some fifty-five kilometers away and we were now stranded. Murphy strikes again. I don't know if I've ever been more disheartened in my life, and I certainly don't think I have ever shifted so quickly between those emotions as I did then. At midnight, we tried to laugh at how ridiculous it was that we were stuck in Budapest at the airport, but the laughter didn't last long. By one, no one was around except the woman sweeping and mopping the floors. And then we discovered the four angels that would save the day for us! After hearing our story, they worked tirelessly to find a tow company that would pick us up now, take us back to Slovakia and wouldn't charge an arm and a leg. They were able to find one, fortunately, and they could pick us up at 3:30am. The next couple hours we drank champagne, shared our stories, I inexplicably cried again and then it was time to go. I will never forget those women though and will always be grateful for their efforts and alcohol.

We hopped in the tow truck and drove thirty minutes, maybe, before the tow truck died. I was beside myself. Now our tow truck needed a tow truck? This can't be real life. Our driver tried three times and nothing. On the fourth turn of the keys, both the car and my spirit were resuscitated and we were off again. Eat that Murphy. The rest is boring history: we made it back to Slovakia, took one train to Spisska and we were done. My flight to Australia was the next morning at seven from Krakow, so I packed, I cleaned, I showered, I signed the termination contract that we FINALLY agreed on and that was that. In a matter of hours I would be in Poland and this would all just be a crazy story I'd laugh at one day, years from now I expect.

Despite everything, I made it back to Australia. My trip to Perth was way less burdensome then my journey back to Slovakia, save my puzzling ankle inflation. In college my ankles occasionally swelled on road trips, but this was ridiculous. Look at it! It's astonishingly hideous, isn't it? But it's so gloriously grotesque you can't look away--I know, I get it. Vicious circle. I kept staring at it and poking it between flights, watching in awe and a fair amount of anguish as it developed. I think my body was finally protesting my supposed holiday. I'd walked miles across Italy, barely slept and sat on a train or plane for a gross amount of time and it seemed like my body was making a bit of a statement: keep walking and flying and I'll keep swelling. That wasn't a game I wanted to play out. I am pleased to report my ankle has returned to normal size after 24 hours of doing absolutely nothing.

So I am here, I am happy and I am hoping that post didn't bore you to sleep. I won't write again for a while so we can all recover from these nerve wrenching events. Meanwhile, I will be enjoying my first summer in years and doing my best to work off all the carbs I ate in Italy. Take care, friends! Cheers.