Tuesday, June 3, 2014

My coolness was inherited.

Nothing like a visit from your mama to make you realize you aren't quite as immune to home sickness as you thought. Turns out, I had reallllllly missed her. If you had told me 10 years ago that I would be capable of willingly spending every hour of every day for a month attached to my mom I would have scoffed enthusiastically in your face... then I would have slapped you for silly fibbery (totally a real word). But when I was fifteen I thought I was waaaay too cool for my mom. At twenty-five I am certain of that now, but can appreciate that my coolness was inherited. That being said, 24-7 with one person for a month is absolutely absurd and unreasonable to think possible without a minor scrum here or there. We weren't perfect but we were close, and I wish I had another month just like that one.

I was particularly fond of my bullet point format implemented in the previous entry, so I am going to continue with that for at least this next post as I think it will be handy in recounting the last month. Settle in, this will be lengthy.

-I recall being supremely confident in my mom's dramatic airport scene upon her arrival. Turns out I shouldn't have been. There were NO tears. Two years I don't see this woman and I can't even get some misty eyes action? Unbelievable.

-Vakidis (the sausage dog I'm mildly obsessed with) jumped ship on me as soon as my mom walked in the door. He followed her everywhere and even slept in her bed at night. Traitor.

-I took my mom to Bali the day after she landed. If hindsight is 20/20 then I can say confidently how idiotic that was. Poor mom had barely survived her 20+ hours of travel only to jump back on a plane and go somewhere else. But she was a trooper and we made it without any problems.

-Ever been to Bali? It. Is. Hot. But like the gross kind of hot where you've just completely given up on staying dry as you stew in your own pool of sweaty soaked clothes. Bali is great though. You should totally go.
-We did a lot in Bali: massages, pedicures, spent time at the beaches, had drinks with my friends who were also visiting, shopped, parasailed, took heaps of selfies, and got totally legit tans. BUT, if I had to pick our favorite thing, I think it was lounging at Potato Head. That place was awesome--so awesome we went two days in a row. To do what, you ask? Lay. Best lay of my life, and most expensive ;)

-We went to the local water park, Waterbom, with my friends who were also in Bali.  We made my mom go on the scariest ride, Climax, straight away. You step into this glass tube casing death-trap thing, and right away you'd give your left leg to not be in there. Then there is a countdown--3...2...1 and the floor below you slides away and you plummet. It's fantastically frightening. My mom screamed the entire way down and around the tube. I think I even heard her inhale deeply just so she could scream for the entire duration of the ride. All the sweating was suddenly worth it.
-My mom prohibited me from sharing the above picture but it's just too hysterical not to and I'm an adult now so you can't tell me what to do (don't be mad--I'll totally take it down if you want).

-We absolutely applied 50 proof sunscreen like it was our jobs. We absolutely got glowing tans anyways. What can I say, some people just absorb the vitamin d better than others. It's a gift.

-This one time, I refused to get a taxi home cause I was sure I knew where we were. I did not. Three hours later, dehydrated and pissed off, our blistered feet called BS on my navigational skills and we caught a taxi home. The taxi ride was twenty minutes. Not. Even. Close.
-I don't have proof cause I didn't have my phone on me, but mama parasailed like a boss.

-We celebrated my mom's birthday in Bali. It was awesome. And after five days in paradise we had to leave. It was time for her to experience Australia.

-Sooooooo I introduced my mom to some Kangaroos. She LOVED them, no surprise. They loved her too... this one guy in particular, if you catch my drift. I wish I was kidding, but I'm not. Mortifying. We got a good laugh, but mostly because we were both confused and stunned. Here's a little peak into that delightful day, minus the overzealous roo.

-We went 5-0 while my mom was here. And we won our game last week. So, that moves us to 15-0 on the season. I can't explain how cool it was to play in front of my mom again. Everyone from the club wanted her to sit with them during the game at the bar, but Jan sat in the grand stand, by herself, 100% focused on me and the game. #1 fan.

-The weather, unfortunately, wasn't great in Australia while my mom was here. So we didn't spend a ton of time at the beach, but we still snuck in a few long walks during sunset and put our feet in the water. It was one of my favorite parts.

-I wanted to do something special for my mom before she left. Without much thought (other then "how effing cool) I booked my mom and I for swimming with dolphins in the wild. So my mom and I both get seasick. Violently. Oversight on my part. We took our motion sickness medicine and prayed for calm seas. As we walked along the dock toward our swaying boat that morning, it started to rain. Brilliant. It actually turned out to be an amazing experience. We got to swim with about 6-7 wild dolphins for a few hours and the rain stopped. Even more thrilling, neither of us threw up! Happy days.


-My mom was my rebounder while she was here. That was interesting. She also did some shooting. It just so happens I have a bit of footage. This should prove once and for all where my athleticism is born from.
-Some friends from work and the team organized a girls night out at a male strip show. Again, without much thought, I agreed for my mom and I to attend. Yikes. Surely even a second of consideration would have raised some serious red flags. What happens in Australia stays in Australia. Yep, that's a saying somewhere. I won't spend too much time on this, but I will say it was shocking. And I love my mom, but I couldn't imagine wanting to attend something with anyone less. It's really not the bonding opportunity you might envision. Appalling. We did have fun dressing up together though.

-Okay one more thing. She will deny it, but my mom was picked out of the crowd by one of the strippers and danced on. It was like a bad car accident--I really wanted to look away but felt compelled to stare instead. She later got her groove back on the dance floor. I immediately understood why I have ZERO rhythm. 0-2 here mama (kidding). She's got some serious moves.

-My mom flew all the way to Australia and I reckon her favorite part was watching Game of Thrones in the theater room with Ryan (coach), Vakidis and I. She can be a bit obsessive when it comes to shows. She gets it from her daughter.
-This one day, we were bored, so we played this game called "heads up". It's phenomenal if you don't know what it is. You do impressions, act stuff out etc while the other person guesses, meanwhile the whole thing is filmed. Neither of us were very good. I was worse. I've provided a video.

-There were so many people that were so good to my mom while she was visiting. They bought her drinks at games, took her to dinners, kept her company when I had to train, and made her feel at home. Even more incredibly, my coach Ryan let her move in and stay at his house, too. I won't pretend I am an easy house mate--I know how revolting my shoes smell--but he invited her into his home as well. The both of us...together. Brave man. That's Aussies for ya. And that's why I love em.

I'm sure I've left some things out, but those are certainly the highlights of her visit. I still can't believe how fast it flew, it was remarkable, but I'll cherish that month my entire life. Dropping her off at the airport was impossible. I considered sabotaging the airport ride so she'd miss her flight. Gimme a break, it was 3am, I wasn't at my best. She was a champ though. Honestly, I think she cried more hugging Vakidis good-bye. Needless to say, it was an emotional last twenty-four hours together. But it was an absolute thrill having her here. I miss you mom!

It's been strange not having her around this past week or so. I got so used to doing everything as a team.  And poor Vakidis has accepted that he is stuck with me again. He has begrudgingly moved back into my bed. I feel cheap somehow.

Back to business as usual now. As I mentioned, we won this past weekend and are now 15-0. We play again this Saturday and after that only 6 games remain until playoffs. I haven't signed yet with a team in Europe, but I do intend to go back after season here. I'll keep ya posted. Until then, happy June everybody! Time sure is flying.

Monday, April 28, 2014

Is anybody there?

Um...hello? Does anybody still read this? I can't be sure, but I don't care too much since I only write this to satisfy my own narcissistic whims. I also thought a quick post would clear up any rumors or worries that perhaps I was no longer alive. Four months is an awfully long time to catch up on though, so I would like to try a different format for this blog... one that includes bullet points. I really think bullet points get a bad rap. Pity.

Annyywaaaayyyyss.....here we go.

*I'm back in Australia.
*Season has started and we are 9-0 currently. Yep. We're pretty good.
*I work at the store that I worked at last year in my free time. I now speak fluent Aussie.
*I went to an Eminem concert in Sydney. It blew my mind.
*I'm still best friends with my coaches sausage dog. We take lots of selfies.
*I will be playing in Europe again next season.
*I don't know where yet, so relax.
*My mom arrives tomorrow and is visiting for a month.
*We haven't seen each other in almost two years. Our airport scene will be epic.
*She's 100% going to be in tears before she even sees me.
*I won't cry.
*Not because I'm heartless, but because I recently watched Toy Story 3 and I'm all cried out.
*I am taking my mom to Bali Wednesday for her birthday. And because I'm awesome.
*Hopefully that last point encourages more people to visit me.
*My hair is very blonde these days.
*I'm still accepting care packages in the form of cash donations. Things are pretty tight.
*I'm totally kidding. I don't need your cash. But a box of goodies is always delightful.
*If you aren't clear on what goodies means,  don't guess...email me. I'll give you an itemized list. Please don't send me random crap.
*I'm coming home for Christmas this year. Clear your calendar. And then fill it up with cool stuff for us to do.
*I can't believe it's already May.
*I can't wait to see my mom.
*I am planning to backpack through New Zealand after season before I go back to Europe.
*I just did two weeks of camps for my club and have concluded that kids are the worst.
*Seriously. Have they always been this way?
*I finally finished How I Met Your Mother. Way to go writers, even I didn't see that coming.
*But one cool twist doesn't make up for a largely depressing final season.
*NBA playoffs are fantastic right now.
*Was I the only one really disappointed in American Hustle? More like American Snooze, am I right? Ok that joke didn't really work like I thought.
*I had a delightful Easter. I went to church in Perth with friends and then spent the day with them in the city. God is good.
*One of my oldest friends from middle school recently got engaged. So that was cool for her.
*I miss Seattle.
*I miss home more.
*My best friend created his own awesome App called Players Coach. Get it. Otherwise I'll de-friend you.
*Has anyone heard of this book called Kite Runner? I just read it. It's fantastic. I bet they end up adapting it to a movie. You heard it here first.
*Who's missed my comedy? Raise those hands proudly. Don't worry, no one can see you, so no one can judge you.
*I started biting my nails again. Then I stopped. But now I am biting them again.
*I'm obsessed with the rubik's cube again.
*I'm in the process of inventing a contraption that will scramble the cube for you after you complete it. You're welcome.
*I'm a huge fan of this new format.
*Donald Sterling is a douche.

Alrighty folks, I think that should answer all the important questions. If not, feel free to comment, remembering I reserve the right to ignore the stupid ones. Hope you are all well!

Saturday, January 18, 2014

Murphy strikes again.

Happy New Year! I am a smidge late, you'll have to forgive me. My new year has already brought an uncharacteristic amount of changes, all positive, fortunately. When I left for holiday last month, even I couldn't have predicted all the events that would transpire in that short amount of time. Things really got wild for a minute there; not in like a girls' gone wild kind of way or anything, more like a neurotic Murphy's Law taking a metaphorical crap all over you kind of wild. So not really any better. Obviously I was going on an exciting travel expedition so shenanigans would surely ensue and incalculable dilemmas might arise, but those 12 days were waaaay more than I imagined, and I am an exceptional imaginer. Like really really good. Some of the coolest things that have happened to me I imagined. By the time I got back to Slovakia I had cried vehemently in front of complete strangers TWICE, had my ankle swell to the size of a melon, "celebrated" New Year's Eve stranded at an airport, quit my job and I had been up for more than 36 hours. If that doesn't pique your interest then you crazy. I like you, but, you crazy. This stuff is riveting... and factual. Seriously, google it. This is all totally based on a true story. You're welcome.
   

Our final game before break was on a Wednesday at home against Ruzomberok. No one thought we would win this game, including people apart of the club sadly, so winning by twenty points was even more rewarding than normal. Especially cause we'd been on a disappointing losing streak, which I am choosing to skip over. We didn't have to be back from holiday until January 2nd, giving us 2 full weeks to do with as we pleased. I pleased me some traveling. In hindsight, I maybe tried to squeeze in a tad too much--three countries, eight cities and not nearly enough sleep involved. I think the kids are calling that YOLO. Hash tag I crack myself up.

My holiday began almost immediately after the Ruzomberok game. I was starting with a reunion in Wolfenbuttel, Germany with some of my former teammates from last season. After our exciting win, I hopped a devastatingly long train ride to Germany. The train left at 11pm and I arrived the next day in Wolfenbuttel at 3:10pm. Ick. It was long and uncomfortable, but still the most convenient option. My former teammate, Tini, was my host for my reunion with the Wolf and what a fantastic entertainer she was. I had four days to spend in Wolfenbuttel before I would go to Berlin and Tini had planned a delightful assortment of activities. We took in the traditional Christmas markets that were always a favorite of mine the last couple years. It wasn't quite as cold as I remembered it being the two previous Decembers, which made walking around the markets especially more enjoyable and rational.
My first night there I had dinner with a group of some of the Wildcat fans that were so supportive when I played there and was able to catch up with them. That was really special considering I never imagined I would see them again. The following night there was a 3 on 3 tournament being held in Wolfenbuttel that was open for anyone, so Tini and I played in that with one of our former teammates, Anna. It was co-ed so no surprise that our team was just one of about 3 girls teams compared to about 40 guys teams, no joke. I had more fun playing with those two in that tournament than I have had all season in Slovakia. Thanks to the three-point line and some disturbing underestimation, we went 5-0 and won our bracket.  All the teams in our bracket were guys. Needless to say, they weren't super pleased. Anna got hurt so we weren't able to continue onto the winners bracket, but it was still extremely fun.
After catching up with a few other former teammates and friends over dinner and taking in a Phantom's game, it was time to leave. I was flying out of Berlin the next morning to Italy and Roli (teammate from Wolf) was kind enough to drive me to Berlin (where she now lived) to stay the night. Seeing her and catching up over sushi and ice cream was easily a highlight of my holiday.



The next phase of my travel was exploring Italy with my old travel partner Kindra. If you recall, we went to Paris together my first year overseas during Christmas holiday. This season she was again playing volleyball professionally and so reconnecting was a priority. She was traveling with another friend this time, Mitzi, and we all met in Venice at the Marco Polo airport on the 23rd. You are quickly exposed to how remarkable the Venice is on your boat ride into the city from the airport.  Canals and bridges everywhere, aligned with stunning architecture and glorious colors, Venice is really a sight to behold. But, we were only staying in Venice for one night since it's shockingly overpriced and sorta loses its allure once you get past the novelty of a city on water. 
Still, we were able to see a fair amount of the city, certainly some of the highlights AND we rode a gondola, which really loses it's romantic charms and appeal when you are on it with a couple female friends. Then it's just an expensive ride on a large, dressed-up canoe. Mitzi has been to Venice before and assured us she knew the landscape, so she felt confident in being our navigator for the day. Awful decision, just terrible. I love the woman, but she couldn't find water on a map. Unfortunately it took her a little bit longer to realize this than us, so for about a solid hour we were wandering around Venice, occasionally rerouting while kindly allowing Mitz to come to terms with her invalid guiding infallibility in her own time. Eventually she did and apologetically handed over the map. We never got lost again. 

We caught a train the next day to Florence where we'd be staying for three days. Florence was lovely and incredibly friendly. We spent our first day wandering around checking out the landmarks and interacting with some of the friendly shop owners and residents. Kindra and I wanted to see Pisa, so the following day, Christmas day in fact, we took the hour train ride to Pisa and participated in the obligatory shameful and ridiculous photo-op in front of the leaning tower. It's quite the spectacle seeing hundreds of people gathering around the tower, posing awkwardly with the air, while someone else angles the camera just right, hoping to capture the unoriginal moment. You probably take thirty pictures just to get that one perfect shot, but when that perfect one looks like mine, it's safe to say it was worth it. Someday, I'll be able to tell my kids about how I went to Italy and saw this unique piece of architectural history...and then I'll show them this picture of me posing with it like an idiot. Good times.
Florence was actually where things really started to get interesting. My collision with Murphy's law was still a few days away, but things were being set in motion now. Most critically, I made the consequential decision to quit my job, which is really what it had become, with my club in Slovakia. A job, a chore--not the game that brought me joy. Quitting might seem like a cavalier decision, but it wasn't. Most people didn't know how unhappy I was mainly because I was determined to try to make it work. But for numerous reasons I won't be discussing on this forum, it didn't. I wasn't absolutely sure I needed to make the change until I was in Germany with enough separation to fully realize how dispirited I was. My passion for the game had dimmed, and while I could accept and deal with a lot of things, I wasn't willing to compromise that. I've got plenty of time to be unhappy with my job when I get a real one, but as long as I am playing a game for a living, there's no room for misery. After speaking with my agent, she began the contract termination process with my club, which naturally, wouldn't be cake. I instantly felt an incredible weight lifted after making my decision. There is an enormously liberating euphoria that accompanies following your gut and your heart. Meanwhile, I am still on holiday in Florence (naturally we will revisit this)... 


When we got back from Pisa it was nearly Christmas dinner time, which we had decided we were going to go all out for. We'd dress up, find a nice expensive restaurant and treat ourselves. We hadn't really factored in that a lot of restaurants might be closed Christmas night, and we found ourselves lacking in options. And then, a Christmas miracle happened and we found a restaurant that was serving: Hard Rock Cafe. So it was less of a miracle and a better example of dumb luck, but at least we were going to be able to order a meal. We ate and we ate and we ate and then we ordered some dessert and then we just sat there, motionless, barely able to breathe. Content. We waddled to our hotel and poured ourselves into bed as we had an early and long day ahead of us. 

The next morning we met up with a group that was touring Sienna and San Gimignano  via bus as well as participating in a wine tasting excursion all day. I really enjoyed this part of the trip. We met some really nice people, I finally experienced drinkable wine, and driving through the countryside was breathtaking. We got back at seven and went to dinner with one of our friends we had made in Florence. He took us to his friends restaurant and I had the single tastiest steak of my life. We went out dancing our last night in Florence and got home around three. Our train to Rome was at 5:30 and our room was a train-wreck still. We packed ferociously, desperate for sleep, only to get about an hour. Guess we were probably moving something less than ferociously, but I definitely moved my fastest.


I've dreamed of going to Rome for years. Still can't believe I've been and gone. Unfortunately, we only had 2 days there so time was of the essence. We got there before 9am, dropped our bags off and headed out to see the city. For some reason Mitzi opted out of the 5am train and stayed behind in Florence for a little longer. So it was just the two of us and we absolutely dominated Rome that morning and afternoon. We saw the Spanish Steps, the Pantheon, Trevi Fountain, the Colosseum, the Roman Forum and Palantine Hill. It was all amazing, just amazing. The structures, the history, it's a bit overwhelming if you don't take a minute to really take it all in. At Trevi we of course tossed a coin over our shoulders to ensure our return, as legend promises. At the Colosseum I pretended I was Russel Crowe, as one does, and shouted, "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!" to the amusement (or irritation) of other tourists.
It was 3:30 when we staggered back to the hotel to meet Mitzi, exhausted and in desperate need of a shower. After napping for a couple hours, we were up and ready to get after it again and see the city at night. The next day, our last day, was dedicated solely to Vatican City. We joined a group again for this to expedite the lines and for the enjoyable history lesson from the guide. This time we really scored. At the Colosseum our guide was so painfully horrific we actually ditched the group and just guided ourselves, remembering our favorite scenes from Gladiator for our historical facts. But this time, our lady was fantastic. She knew her history backwards and forwards, was an unmistakably captivating story-teller and had an engaging personality as well. We spent about three hours there, maybe more, and just had the greatest time. We went inside St. Peter's Basilica, saw the Sistine Chapel, saw the tombs of the former Popes, and spent time in the gardens. It's all very grandiose but not in an ostentatious manner. It's impressively majestic, but with appropriate purpose. That night we decided to check out Trastevere, a less touristy neighborhood across from Tiber Island. It was a really neat area and so we decided to have our last dinner there. I was pretty sure I couldn't have another bite of pasta or bread, so when I saw the sign for sushi, I knew God was intervening. When in Rome, right? I could be wrong, but I am pretty sure raw fish is one of the main dishes Rome is known for. After reliving our favorite moments from the trip, we cheersed to another unforgettable adventure.

I interrupt this regularly scheduled reading to bring you this important update: turns out contracts are pretty binding. Obviously I am joking, but leaving my team in Slovakia wasn't going to be as easy as saying "I quit". Here is where things were at this point: my agent had informed my club President, he was very upset and didn't want to negotiate my termination, and I was leaving regardless. My club in Australia said I could come early to train and then play my entire Australian season instead of coming late as I did last season. They booked me a flight to Perth, so I had to change my timeline for Spain and leave earlier than originally planned. Now, instead of flying back to Slovakia after the new year, I had booked a new flight coming back New Year's Eve. Those of you still anxiously skimming through the blog anticipating my Murphy's Law catastrophe, don't worry, it's getting close. Real close.
I flew out the next morning from Rome to Madrid to meet up with one of the great American families: The Oliviers. They were only going to be in Madrid for one more day and I was adamant about butting in to share that last day with them. I met them where they were staying at around two and immediately got a quick tour of the highlights of the city from Theresa, one of my best friends from high school, my link to this lovely family.  We met her parents and one of her brothers (who was studying abroad in Spain) for dinner. From there, we found an Irish pub and caught up over drinks and NFL playing in the background. We may as well have been back in Ventura. My train to Barcelona left at 8am the following morning and they flew out back to America shortly after that. It was brief, but SO worth the trip.

 As mentioned before, my Barcelona trip was now cut short and what was once going to be three nights there was now only one. I'd take it. By the time I got to my hostel I was sweaty, deliriously tired and genuinely considering spending my precious time in Barcelona passed out in my bed. But a quick cold shower had me thinking straight and so I merged with my fellow tourists on the buzzing street of La Rambla. The city seemed to be flooding with people, people that seemed to know where the hell they were. I was not one of those people. While clumsily scanning my map, a very nice gentleman approached me offering a bit of guidance. He gave me wonderful directions to get to the Basilica La Sagrada Familia and Guell Park. After successfully locating both, I decided to just wonder around and get lost in Barcelona for a bit. Turns out Barcelona is like the most fantastically labelled place. I think you will discover, if you keep reading this sentence, that Barcelona actually means "city of signs". Learn something new everyday. So, after "accidentally" finding a couple parks and a couple gorgeous lookouts, I went to the Marina Port Vell and then the beach to put my feet in the sand. When I got up to leave the beach, I turned around and noticed the kind man who had helped me earlier standing on the boardwalk behind me. It seemed awfulllllly coincidental that of allllll the beaches in allllll the world he was also at mine, but I refused to let movies like Taken poison a fortuitous moment. So I chose serendipity and accepted his generous offer to show me parts of the city I had yet to find. His name was Ramone and, if you'll allow me to ballpark this, I'd guess he was flirting with 50 years of living. He had this odd coke head sniffing twitch thing going on, which was mildly unsettling, but he was so harmless and amiable that I ignored it. And good thing I did as Ramone spent the next two hours leading me around Barcelona, showing me gorgeous cathedrals, the Gothic Quarter and other neat places, all the while providing a fascinating running historical narrative about the city. It was wonderful and I was so grateful when we finally said good bye. I did make sure he wasn't following me before walking back to my hostel. My mama didn't raise no fool.

This is where Murphy and his "law" doo doo all over my holiday. I got back to my hostel and decided to pack my things and print my ticket in preparation for the following morning. But, for some reason, I wasn't allowed to check-in online. The site kept saying something about "no flights match those details". Not the greatest sign. Welp, after a little investigating, I was struck with a devastating reality--in my exhausted and probably distracted stupor in Florence, I had booked this flight for the 30th, not the 31st and had now missed my flight back to Slovakia. I was a wreck. I absolutely lost it. I hadn't slept much, I was internally freaking out about the repercussions of quitting my job and if they'd release me, and so, missing my flight was all it took to reduce me to a blubbering fool. I went online to book a new flight immediately but Ryanair, the cheap airline I generally fly with, wasn't even flying on the 31st! Well, that explains that mix-up. So I checked the real airlines and finally found one through Turkish airlines. I went to buy the ticket when suddenly everything was now in spanish. Please no. Sure I took high school spanish for the required two years, and sure, I can still ask where the biblioteca is, but at 11pm with snot running down my nose, I was in no condition to recall espanol. I went to the front desk and in between apologetic sobs begged the lady to help me, which she begrudgingly did--for about five minutes--then she left. And when I say left I mean got her bag and left the building. She said her "shift was over" and the new guy would be happy to help me. Coincidence? Probs not. I know a lot of people who have worked in their lifetime and confirmed mu hunch: shifts don't end at 11:38. I skyped my mom and told her about my stupid mistake, which only made the crying worse. I literally couldn't even see now as I tried to fill out the information to book my flight. My mom calmed me down and we figured everything out together by 2am. I'd fly out later that morning and be in Budapest by night, in Spisska 4 hours later thanks to my friend Miro (bless his soul) who offered to pick me up. But Murphy wasn't done with me yet.


By the grace of god I made it to Budapest that night at eight. Miro couldn't get to me until ten, but I was so relieved to be back that I was happy to wait. When he was an hour and a half late, I knew something was wrong and just prayed he hadn't been in a car accident. At 11:45 I finally saw him walking up to the front of the airport, and I gotta tell ya, I don't know that I've ever been more relieved to see someone in my life. Then he told me his car had broken down some fifty-five kilometers away and we were now stranded. Murphy strikes again. I don't know if I've ever been more disheartened in my life, and I certainly don't think I have ever shifted so quickly between those emotions as I did then. At midnight, we tried to laugh at how ridiculous it was that we were stuck in Budapest at the airport, but the laughter didn't last long. By one, no one was around except the woman sweeping and mopping the floors. And then we discovered the four angels that would save the day for us! After hearing our story, they worked tirelessly to find a tow company that would pick us up now, take us back to Slovakia and wouldn't charge an arm and a leg. They were able to find one, fortunately, and they could pick us up at 3:30am. The next couple hours we drank champagne, shared our stories, I inexplicably cried again and then it was time to go. I will never forget those women though and will always be grateful for their efforts and alcohol.

We hopped in the tow truck and drove thirty minutes, maybe, before the tow truck died. I was beside myself. Now our tow truck needed a tow truck? This can't be real life. Our driver tried three times and nothing. On the fourth turn of the keys, both the car and my spirit were resuscitated and we were off again. Eat that Murphy. The rest is boring history: we made it back to Slovakia, took one train to Spisska and we were done. My flight to Australia was the next morning at seven from Krakow, so I packed, I cleaned, I showered, I signed the termination contract that we FINALLY agreed on and that was that. In a matter of hours I would be in Poland and this would all just be a crazy story I'd laugh at one day, years from now I expect.

Despite everything, I made it back to Australia. My trip to Perth was way less burdensome then my journey back to Slovakia, save my puzzling ankle inflation. In college my ankles occasionally swelled on road trips, but this was ridiculous. Look at it! It's astonishingly hideous, isn't it? But it's so gloriously grotesque you can't look away--I know, I get it. Vicious circle. I kept staring at it and poking it between flights, watching in awe and a fair amount of anguish as it developed. I think my body was finally protesting my supposed holiday. I'd walked miles across Italy, barely slept and sat on a train or plane for a gross amount of time and it seemed like my body was making a bit of a statement: keep walking and flying and I'll keep swelling. That wasn't a game I wanted to play out. I am pleased to report my ankle has returned to normal size after 24 hours of doing absolutely nothing.

So I am here, I am happy and I am hoping that post didn't bore you to sleep. I won't write again for a while so we can all recover from these nerve wrenching events. Meanwhile, I will be enjoying my first summer in years and doing my best to work off all the carbs I ate in Italy. Take care, friends! Cheers.

Thursday, November 28, 2013

Just as lazy as I am.



I know, I know, I am waaaay behind again with this thing. But listen, it's not as though the blog will write itself--I mean, what do you think I've been doing for the past month, just sitting on my lazy butt doing anything but this? Alright yeah that's accurate, but that is only half true. I was also waiting to see if this blog would "write itself" like I keep hearing people insist, obnoxiously. Well, after a month of waiting and checking, I'm disappointed to announce my blog is just as lazy as I am. That was a real bummer. Looks like you're stuck with me.

I had my first visitor a few weeks ago. I know what you are thinking: why...why would anyone come to Slovakia to visit me? Valid question--rude, but valid. My high school coach and mentor Coach Joe Vaughan made the easy trip to Slovakia to hang out, and while I couldn't help but be surprised by the incredible gesture, I really shouldn't have been. He came to all my high school games (sure he was the coach, but still), he travelled to Seattle for my final home college game and to a handful of my college games over the years, he traveled to Chicago to watch me play (mostly sit the bench) for the Chicago Sky so, naturally, he'd come to Europe. Really, I should be asking why he didn't come sooner! Totally kidding, I know he was holding out for a tiny village in Slovakia to visit. Can't blame him. The man may be retired in theory, but he's still teaching, still coaching, and above all, still giving. It’s remarkable.

When I sat down to plan his visit as any good host would, I came up a bit empty. Of course we'd eat and nap and there would be the occasional conversation, but then what? Napping and eating, despite my best efforts, can't take up an entire day. So I talked to my teammates and they gave me a couple of touristy things I could do with him if we were feeling adventurous. My coach was visiting me in Slovakia, safe to say he's fairly brave. We took off in my car one day and drove to the mountains and went for a little hike and then we drove the opposite direction and found this amazing castle just 20 minutes outside Spisska. The castle was stunning and the perfect backdrop to get a picture together. Why is it that no one is ever hanging out around the castle to take a picture when you need them? The sprightly athlete that I am, I was able to set up my camera timer on a ledge and then leap across to the other ledge where we posed, all in 10 seconds. Don't act like you're not impressed. The rest of the trip was spent revisiting our favorite memories together and loads of laughter. You can’t pick your family, but you can pick your heroes. Coach Vaughan is mine.

Okay so I guess I ought to talk about basketball and our games. Let me just make this easier for all of us, though mostly me: we've played a lot of games, we won some we lost some. Yep, that about covers it. Gosh, this blog really might as well write itself with this kind of dodgy writing. Seriously though, we were struggling for a while there to beat a quality team. We could handle the less talented teams, but always came up short when challenged. There were meetings, arguments, debates and lots more meetings and then we beat a good team at the buzzer at home and it felt like maybe the monkey was off our backs. Then we beat another really good team on the road and then another team and now I think, perhaps, we have figured out how to be successful together. We are in 2nd place in our Slovak league but still in the bottom half of the MEL, which is the significantly more competitive league that we want to have success in, as well. 

Bri and I were finally able to do a bit of traveling this season. We had a Friday night home game and our coaches were kind enough to give us the weekend off a couple weeks ago. 48 hours is all we ever need to orchestrate a travel adventure—last year it was London, and this year Bri and I decided on Budapest. We drove the 4 hours early Saturday morning and came back Sunday night, as we had practice Monday morning. So I booked us a hostel and a couple days later we were off. We got to Budapest at noon, checked into our room, and headed directly to our first stop on our cultural awakening: Footlocker. This would perhaps be moderately shameful, however, I’ll remind you that Bri and I are professional basketball players, so maintaining proper foot ware is paramount for our success. It’s not that we wanted to go shoe shopping, it’s that it was our professional obligation, nay, our duty, to go. Now, were we also obligated to go to Victoria’s Secret and H&M? One could argue no. I assure you we dedicated a substantial amount of time to experiencing the beauty of the city, as well. We crossed the chain bridge, rode the incline up to Castle District and overlooked the stunning city at dusk, while sipping a coffee from Starbucks. Really, what is more culturally illustrative than Starbucks? We also checked out this amazing Basilica. Bri's basketball friend from home plays professionally in Romania so she hopped a train and met us that night as we hung out at some of the local pubs and tried to find fellow english speakers. We failed, though I say walking away with this little moment captured truly makes us winners. That blank stare flawlessly encapsulates our evening. 

Thanksgiving is just around the corner and Bri and I have once again successfully coerced our European teammates into participating in our delightful holiday. They'll surely thank us for this trespass whilst relishing in their tryptophan comas. Bri and I are responsible for the turkey, stuffing, mac n cheese (Kraft thanks to Dan!), green bean casserole and, of course, my famous deviled-eggs. Our Presidents are hosting the celebration at their hotel tomorrow night. I felt bad when I heard that Bri had volunteered us to cook so much food, cause her and I both knew she'd be cooking alone. So, this year, I decided to try something new. I'll admit this probably isn't the best time to be experimenting with recipes and cooking, but it's not like these Europeans know what a green bean casserole is meant to look or taste like. I figure this is my time to shine. 

Our Christmas break is less than a month away. I will spend this break traveling like I did two years ago. We have two weeks and as always I will be attempting to squeeze every ounce of fun and possibility out of those 14 days. I will spend a few days in Germany catching up with some of my former teammates from Wolfenbuttel and from there I will fly to Italy and meet Kindra in Venice. Kindra, if you recall, is who I traveled with to Paris two Christmases ago. We are eager to reproduce the fantastic experience we shared in France. We will see Venice, Florence and Rome. From Rome, I will fly to Madrid and see one of my favorite people and families, Theresa and the rest of the Olivier gang. I will catch them on their last day in Spain, so I will spend the rest of my time in Barcelona alone, including New Year's Eve. I head back to Slovakia the 2nd of January. I am overwhelmed just writing all of that. Yikes. 
 
Well, this will certainly be the final post of this year. That's insane. I wanna wish everyone an incredibly blessed Thanksgiving and Christmas holiday, and of course, a wonderful New Year! Look forward to catching up in 2014.


Friday, October 11, 2013

Let me break it down for you.


I'd been living in Slovakia just a few days shy of a month when I had my first run in with the police. That's gotta be some kind of record, not that I’m bragging. Unless it turns out to be a record, than I’m bragging, but I’ll wait till we can get that corroborated. The encounter occurred while I was driving (no real surprise there).  Bri and I were heading home from practice when the obnoxiously bright lights flashed in my rear view, imploring me to pull over. Historically this would trigger a simultaneous panic- induced paralysis of sorts, but instead, I was almost excited. Forgetting that I had just moved from Australia to Slovakia, my life hasn't been especially thrilling lately, but I suspected this would change that. Sadly, I was wrong. While it was particularly fun laughing awkwardly with the non-english speaking policeman as we attempted to execute gestures, the universal language, it turned out to be nothing more than a simple break lights malfunction. I was so disappointed I briefly considered running, surely provoking a smidge of controversy or, if I got really lucky, propagating a police chase! Needless to say, I did not. Next time. 

Okay so it seems there has been some confusion surrounding the details of my Slovakian team and league. Let me break it down for you. We play in two leagues over here, our Slovak league and this new league, the MEL (middle european league). The MEL is comprised of teams from Slovakia, Hungary and Croatia. It's a very competitive league, so it's pretty cool to be apart of it. Simple enough so far, but I am guessing the confusion comes in comprehending the calculating of points. For each league we accumulate points from wins, but there are some games that count for both leagues. For instance, there are a handful of Slovak teams in the MEL including our team, and when we play those teams we get points for both leagues if we win. Thus, those games become more measurably significant. Hopefully that clears things up a bit. 

 So let’s play catch up now. Heading into league play two weeks ago, we had one final preseason tournament at home against a couple teams we would face in our Slovak league and a team from Poland. We played pretty well the whole weekend and won the tournament. We opened up league play the following weekend with games on Saturday and Sunday. Despite our best efforts, we won our game Saturday on the road against a team we had just played in our tournament. It was a poor showing for our opener, but we won so we'd take our two points and move on. Sunday we played at home against a much better team, a team, in fact, that also plays Euroleague, and winning again would require marked improvements in everything. We lost by 25 and in my estimation seemed unprepared and intimidated—a guaranteed losing combination. 

We had a quick turn around as we played again on Wednesday the following week, also against a solid team, but one we had already faced and defeated in our tourney at home. It's amazing how a team and the players on said team can play so fundamentally differently. We were aggressive this game from the start and disciplined on defense--we controlled the game. We weren't perfect, far from it, but we worked and we competed and ultimately won by double digits. Sunday we faced another Euroleague team and had another great opportunity. Despite coming up short again, we proved this game we are more than capable of competing with and beating Euroleague teams. The game was close throughout, but the final was 62-52. 

In other news, Bri and I moved from the hotel into a house recently, and so our time living amongst the privileged has ended. We had a good run, but it really needed to end. I’m 25 years old, no one should be making my bed besides me. And, on occasion, my mom. Relax, it's part of the job description. The house is really adorable. It's small, but cozy and we have our own kitchen again which is crucial. Bri's domain is downstairs and mine is upstairs. Normally I wouldn't have agreed to this so eagerly--every day having to walk up and down stairs, ick--but when I noticed there was a spiral staircase leading to upstairs room, I was sold. I don't know if you know this, but spiral staircases are magical. Seriously... look it up. 

Life here has assumed the blueprint of my former european basketball lifestyles. I am back to two-a-days, most notably. My body is protesting. Seems to have aged exponentially in the past year. I am sincerely terrified of life when I am 30. It is certain to involve a cane or some variation of reinforcements for moving. Speaking of being old and decrepit, turns out that Bri and I, at the ripe ages of 26 and 25, are the oldest on the team. I feel burdened with this horrible responsibility of doing old people stuff. Like, being slow, never hearing what people say and going to the bathroom absurd amounts of times. And having opinions...on everything. When you are the oldest, people expect you to know stuff about lots of other stuff. It's brutal. I tell a lot of stories now, too, about the glory days and life before DVR. It isn't easy being old, who knew. 

We've got another double header this weekend. I might not move Monday. Except to the bathroom, naturally. 

Friday, September 20, 2013

It's not what you think.

Practice makes perfect, they say, so in theory, I should have perfected the craft of leaving by now. In reality, it seems to become increasingly more difficult. And Australia might have been the toughest place to leave so far. Undeniably it's thrilling traveling to new places and meeting new people, but goodbyes inevitably follow, typically without any reassurance or certainty of reuniting. That is sort of the cruel contradiction of this job--always beginning a new adventure, but never without leaving one behind. Despite my uncanny experience, leaving Australia tugged on my heart strings. Fortunately, I have signed to play again next season so this time I know I am going back. I take comfort in that.
Before heading to Slovakia and another basketball season I made sure to organize a little mini holiday for myself to help restore my mental and physical constitution after playing for a whole year now. I went where the locals go, Australia's equivalent of Tijuana or Vegas--I went to Bali. This was really one of the better decisions I have made lately. Bali is what every holiday venue should be: cheap, beautiful, warm, more fun than anyone can handle and culturally rich. Did I mention cheap? No one ever wants to spend a lot of money, but on holiday I think we all concede to the notion that we are spoiling ourselves and so money becomes marginally less relevant. You couldn't spend a lot of money in Bali if you moved there for a year.
Most of my time in Bali was spent reapplying sunblock, but in between applications I had a jolly good time. I persuaded 3 of my teammates to skip out on work and come with me, which wasn't as tough as ya might think. We went to a water park our first day and wailed as we flailed down frightening slides and dubious rides. We parasailed, jet skied, fell off a banana boat and went underwater sea walking. People keep asking me what that is--it's literally exactly what it sounds like, except there is astronaut gear. Really really awesome astronaut gear. We bartered and bought and even got our hair braided (I did at least). When in Bali, hey?

I found the most interesting aspect of the Bali experience, and by interesting I mean life-threatening, is the driving. I can't be too positive, but I am pretty sure there aren't rules. Heck, there are barely even lanes. Instead it's just space, just space for people driving one direction and space for people driving the opposite direction... and that's it. You've had a good driving day if you didn't die. There are no traffic signs and very few traffic lights, but those appear to be merely guidelines as well and every cab driver ignored the red lights recommendation to stop. I wonder why that didn't make the brochure.



After Bali, I had just enough time to pack, say my farewells and attend a couple banquets. Our team one was actually the night before Bali and afforded me an auspicious opportunity to spend time with some of my favorite Aussies before leaving. My last night in Oz was spent at our league banquet. It was a nice evening but the sight of Wanneroo players soured it a bit, naturally. I won MVP, but I desperately wanted the title more than any hardware. Sometimes I wonder if people truly understand the definition of "valuable". I reckon someone on that Wanneroo team proved their value unmistakably more. That little nugget is gonna haunt me for the next 7 months.

While it isn't always easy closing one chapter, it's fantastically liberating beginning a new one. Probably why I enjoy reading so much, you just aren't sure what's going to happen next. Germany has been pretty great to me the last two years, all things considered, but after all those speeding tickets I figured I'd better cut my losses. I'll admit Slovakia wasn't high up on the old list of places I'd like to live--or places I'd like to visit for that matter--but they wanted me so here I am. Slovakia has been better than I expected, though I set the bar pretty low. Perhaps due to it's more eastern location or perhaps just from my own ignorance, I had a less than fair image of Slovakia in my mind; an image marked with ghettoes and filth (pardon my candor). I've never been more grateful to be wrong. It's lovely. The hotel I am living in (we'll come back to this) is in the middle of a national park and the view from my window is endless rolling fields and mountains. It's stunning, truly. Check out the picture I posted below. Nice shot hey? I didn't take that specific one, but I could have. I know my way around a camera. Okay, so the living in a hotel bit--it's not what you think. Unless you think it's awesome, and then, well, it's exactly what you think. Free meals, free cleaning service and the constant feeling of being on holiday. I dare you to not be green with envy. Just watch Home Alone 2 some time and you'll understand. I imagine this is what famous rich people feel like. I gotta say, it's not too shabby. Bri and I have our own suites across the hallway from each other with living room, bathroom, dining area and bed. When we leave our doors open and shout from our couches, it's almost like we live together. Spisska is remarkably small, too. How small, you ask? There's no McDonalds. Yep. Spisska has somehow remained untouched by modern influences, for better or worse. I say worse, but whatever.

We've played two games since I have been here, both against the same Hungarian team. We lost both, but the second game was markedly better than the crap we did the first game. We've got all the tools--big posts, smart point guards, good shooting guards etc we just have to put it all together. We play at home this weekend in a tournament and season officially starts the following weekend. I need a holiday again. Oh, and let's not forget the uniforms. Somebody somewhere hates me. In fact, I actually think there's a group cause their scope is expanding. Seriously, look at that top. It's quizzical. Who could possibly think physical activity is enhanced with tight, suffocating apparel? Those people irk me--they are irksome. I feel like if I eat one meal the jersey will rip off me like the Hulk, except it's because my belly not my biceps. No one's a winner there. Misery loves company as they say so I am delighted to have Bri back as my teammate to share in these irritations. It stuns me at how fortunate I have been with teammates--Morty last season, Bri again this season--though I guess when you factor in the bankruptcy and fired coaches and teammates, it balances out.

I have my first visitor next month. Coach Vaughan, my high school basketball coach and mentor is coming to visit on his way home from a missions trip. What a treat that will be. It will be a short trip, only 3-4 days, but I couldn't be more excited.

Here is the link to our team website where you can access our season schedule as well as the link to the live feed for our games. It should be a great season! Gooooo... shucks, I don't know what our mascot is. Eesh. I'll get back to you on that.

http://www.skbd-snv.sk/program-zapasov/rozpis-2013-2014/

http://www.rucon.tv/